Silly Bandz Basset

Have you seen those stupid plastic silly bandz?  My little humans act like they are crack when they see them-they get all shaky and google eyed-it's crazy. And the things are obnoxious too. I mean really, who the hell wants to wear rubber hair accessories, in stupid shapes no doubt?  Who in the world would want to sink to a stupid human level just to fit in? Who really needs to wear a piece of colored, cheap elastic to be accepted into this culture?

Oh nevermind!