Friday, January 29, 2010

LOVE LOVE LOVE it's in the air...

Now that love needs to be in my tummy!  Seriously humans, if you love your Hounds, you will share the love but please, do not feed us chocolate. Chocolate makes our tummies feel really bad and can be very deadly to some of us. But click this link...

Seriously, human told me and I believe her.
 After all, if she feeds me something really bad, guess who cleans it up.... 

nope, that will not even touch it!

So, call upon the Basset Fairy...

She has been known to grant special wishes to you!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

I'm proud of my new exercise program.

Check out these cool moves in my new fitness program.

I can dream about it all the time.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Story about the Stupid Human

Every once in a while, my stupid human does what she does best, something really stupid.  Tonight was a peak performance of ignorance and entertainment for me and Beady Eyes.  It started something like this...

It supposedly "snowed" today which means the clouds gathered, the people rushed to purchase all the available milk and bread, the schools closed, and the human placed sweaters on me, Beady Eyes, and Princess Geritol. I, of course, had the cute one with stripes and an adjustable scarf to cover my extra fluffy neck.  Beady Eyes is wearing her "Army" looking jacket, which is ironic because if I were at war, she would be the last thing I would feel threatened by (except around my food dish), and Princess Geritol was rocking her Old Navy Fleece lined vest.

Human was packing up stuff to go party up the street while she watched something that takes attention away from me. I walked by the back door for a simple cruise-by, no biggie, I didn't need to go, I just wanted to check things out. Human walks behind me.

Human goes weird on me and opens the door, walks out to the deck, leans down to pick up what she thinks is Beady Eyes when all of a sudden, I hear stupid human freaking out, holding her chest, backing up to the house. She looked crazed!  It was then I realized what she thought was Beady Eyes was really my resident BFF...

The freaky BFF did what it does best, played DEAD. Then once it got the chance, it scurried away from the stupid human who was obviously having a cardiac "issue".

Yep, the stupid human thought poor Beady Eyes was on the back deck by herself without her jacket and she tried to pick her up.  If that was not quality entertainment, then I'm not a Basket Hound.  Beady Eyes was resting comfortably on the sofa watching this whole ordeal. I gotta hand it to the Beady Eyed One, for just a moment, I felt a real bonding as we both laughed at the stupid human.

If I could get pay per view stupid human network, I would so pawn my multi-colored collar for it.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Bath Day

I don't mind bath day so much. It is kinda fun to see the human and little humans making over me, brushing me, and giving me a warm water massage with the sprayer thingie. BUT...bath day when it is cold outside STINKS! And here is why...

When I get a bath, I do the usually shake and tumble post bath routine. I run around the house at full speed, jumping on beds, sofa, and anything that can take my weight plus velocity. The little humans ALWAYS chase me. It is fun, it is a game. The chase always ends up with the human opening the backdoor and the little humans chasing me outside to run around freely among MY backyard.

Here is the problem...IT IS COLD!!!  Do they really think I am willing to do the shake, rattle and roll then head outdoors for my rampant run. I don't think so. So, I am protesting the bath today. I had rather stink than be exposed to what could be at 30 seconds of the back yard chase. No way, not gonna do it.

'Nuff said.

Friday, January 1, 2010

No words, just sassy!