My hooman will do anything to embarrass me.
For example: The Annual Christmas Parade
This year was no exception. She rode with the Alabaster Community Garden float and could not resist the urge to dress us both in matching outfits. I was so horrified, I got in the wheel barrow and slept through most of the parade.
This is a picture of me starring at her, begging to just be put off at the next stop so I can walk home in shame...in my overalls.
Then Christmas Eve, she insisted we all wear our pajamas and cuddle around the fireplace.
Can you tell I am really excited about the possibility of a fat man in a red suit coming into my home and seeing me like this?
She tells me 2013 is going to be the year I shine! I get excited thinking of the possibility of being famous. She means I am going to shine in that I am getting a bath every week.
This cannot be normal, even for a hooman.
