Get ready! It's coming!
THE APOCALYPSE
Well, for the
And for the equally, yet slightly disturbed folks, it might be a Zombie Apocalypse. But that is for another posting at another time. In the meanwhile, if you fit into this category, please refer to the
So, for those who might feel the Apocalypse coming around...here is some friendly hound advice on how to survive until you are either ready to join the rest of society in death or if you suffer some freaky anti-social anxiety that you like to deny and/or openly practice transference of irrationality upon others including family, friends, and fellow hounds.
Proper Apocalyptic Preparation
Pre-apocalyptic preparation is key to having a successful and
If you so chose the later, I highly suggest the following items to help you semi-comfortably pass the hours or possibly days away until you go into an eternal slumber.
If drinking water is important to you, you may want to consider the WATERBOB.
Yes, you can turn your bathtub into freaky water well or instant waterbed with just the touch of a faucet and at least a few hours warning of
Since I prefer the continuous flow from the toilet, I see this handy little gift being next year's Dirty Santa present.
Plus, I refuse to give up the one area of the house that I can claim as mine to stand in and howl with little protest.
Everyone knows the Deep South is known for it's wicked cold weather and many, many blizzards. Before you freeze to death during the apocalypse, you may want to consider wrapping yourself in trash bags since they hold in your body heat.
Or, you can consider spending an extra $3.00 and purchase the incredible, bright orange HEATSHEET.
This dandy little blankie is very comfortable, especially when I try to move around. That crinkly noise is most soothing in realizing my demise is only around the corner.
The good news is, I have plenty of these as they pass them out at most marathons and runs. The bad news, most
Beady Eyes refuses to cuddle in this and only wants to use her Snuggie...
Food supply should be your number one priority during the apocalypse. Since it will not matter if you eat high fat, high calorie, and carbo loaded vittles, (you are going to die anyway, why not enjoy your last hours), I strongly suggest you eat whatever your heart desires.
My personal picks include...
However, you may also want to stock up on ...
and more...
Do yourself a favor...get a life before the apocalypse takes it from you.
The best days are those in which we can live a little, howl a lot, and take in as many belly rubs as possible.
Or as the writer C.S. Lewis would say...
"If we are going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find us doing sensible and human things -- praying, working, teaching, reading, listening to music, bathing the children, playing tennis, chatting to our friends over a pint and a game of darts -- not huddled together like frightened sheep and thinking about bombs. They might break our bodies (a microbe can do that) but they need not dominate our minds."
