I'm DRUNKED

Please excuse the writing but I am completely drunk (ed). My human made hamburgers tonight. I was so overcome with the smell and thought of grease, beef, and cheese that I fell into a trance, thus making me completely inebriated.

In an attempt to succumb to my desire, I made arrangements with the poodle mutt to bark consistently, thus creating a sound diversion as I jumped up on the littlest human to grab her burger.  It failed miserably but I did manage to knock off a cheese fry.

After being banished from the kitchen for the remainder of the dinner, I decided to embrace my inner meat fiend and just inhale. And I did. And I did. And, I did some more.

And right now I am waiting to exhale.